When children make potions
you know what’s worse than children making potions
ADULTS MAKING POTIONS
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so a few weeks ago i got this customer at work and he’s been coming back pretty regularly since then. the kitchen staff knows him as my blind guy since he rarely comes in when my boss is still around. so saturday he comes in and he has a brace on one leg because he was in a major car accident a while ago and he’s still rehabbing from it. and he tells me he needs to adjust the brace and that to do so he needs to be able to take his pants off and asks me, since there are no other customers in the dining room, if it would be okay for him to adjust his brace now.
so i’m like sorry, but i can’t really let you do that because on the off chance someone comes in, i can’t have some dude just pantsless in the dining room. and he seemed kind of insulted but i told him he could use the bathroom instead but that wouldn’t do because then he couldn’t sit down. eventually i just got tired of trying to explain my decision (my boss wasn’t around to do it for me) so i was just like
- the guys at work all like to just get changed in the kitchen because they do what they want and today LJ just went and stripped while i was washing dishes
- boss: ninon look at the hot guy next to you!
- me: uh
- LJ: yeah whatever
- boss: well you're not like danny
- LJ: danny? non
- LJ: dannynon
- LJ: da ninon
- LJ: ehehe
- boss:
- me:
- LJ:
- me: hahahahahah
- LJ: hahahahahah
- boss:
- coworkers:
- boss:
- coworkers: what
- me: no but seriously thANK GOD YOU'RE NOT LIKE DANNY
;_; WHY SO FAR?!
when i come to Montreal one day, I had better see you. I expect you and Steph to show me around and it’ll just be a grand ol’ time. until then, i love having you on the interwebs. your twitter is one of my faves. i love drunk ninon when she’s stripping over patches and flailing over larsy. you make me laugh and you’re just fab.
also, BE MY PENPAL PROPERLY U HO.
<333333333333 I’M SORRY I SUCK BUT I HAVE A JOB NOW SO I’LL WRITE YOU LETTERS (THIS STATEMENT IS LOGICAL IN MY BRAIN)
I MISS STRIPPING OVER PATCHES
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you are an actual flawless person
like i wish you didn’t live so far because we would hang out all the time irl and share our ugly creys feels and we would have so much fun
i genuinely enjoy your presence on all my internets
also where are those eller gifs you teased about u bitch
ohspiderbaby asked: 2 and also 12 :3
2. I’d say my favourite Russian player is Alexei Emelin. I came to love him like most people did, when he started out with the Habs I fell in love with his hits and his adorableness. My favourite thing about him is probably that he scored the first goal in my first ever win at the Bell Centre, which was the week before my birthday :DDD I’m really glad he’s a Hab.
12. Claude Giroux. I want Claude Giroux. But honestly I don’t know what we could even give up for him that I’d be willing to part with. Um. Draft picks? Lots of ‘em? Otherwise, I’d like to trade Scott Gomez to anyone who would be willing to take him.
send me a number and ill make a post about you or whatever
